yelyahwilliams *work phone rings* *its a very important person* me: hello! important person: HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW STAR WARS TRAILER Source: fuckyeahsexanddrugs
22tops matching tats, ink don’t come off even if rings come off. jay-z (via mspetitebody) Source: theninaeffect
fake-mermaid the future [white house phone rings] blue ivy: hello? secret service member: miss president, dr. west is on the phone. blue ivy: well put her on, I told you she has clearance north west: hey blue blue ivy: hello north, how did your last neuro molecular surgery go? north: good, good, how's dismantling capitalism with your unique and inventive system of government that the country unanimously agrees on going? blue: ok, im kind of tired though. are you going to fashion week? north: i can't, we have to administer the anti aging serum that's keeping nicki minaj alive forever blue: oh yeah. is her house really made entirely of her melted down platinum records? north: that's classified but yes. THIS IS LIFE LMAO north west blue ivy
dirtylittlestylewhoree Sometimes you tell someone to never call you again, and then the phone rings and you hope it’s them. It’s the most twisted logic of all time. John Mayer (via lillyfelizitas) Source: ryaaano john mayer quote
tyleroakley eggmodedeactivated eggmodedeactivated I’m TRYING to love myself but SOMEBODY *glares in the mirror* is having a TANTRUM Source: guavxa